First things first – picture me writing this hiding behind a cushion. Large vino in hand. Perspiring. Let me explain. This post isn’t something I’ve been looking forward to writing down for all to see. It feels more than a little awkward. I know that some people (who I really rather wouldn’t) will potentially read this and I am more … More White Flag
Whilst we are knee deep in winter and the lead up to Christmas – I am in the throes of worms. Not me personally. Nope, so far I have managed 35 years on this planet without those offensive, miniscule, vile vermin crawling around my asshole, but sadly our eldest daughter became their latest casualty. Never … More A winter wormer
Center. Parcs. Two words I didn’t imagine myself typing in the same sentence as ‘holiday’ when I text my mum about our newly booked break. “Guess what?! We’ve booked a four night holiday to Center Parcs in January, wahoooooooooooo” I’m not going to lie. The Idea of Center Parcs pre kids, was just a bit, well “Why? … More Keeping the dream alive
A couple of months ago I had my first break away on my own since having the girls. As in – no husband, no offspring. Just me and my best mate Jo (lovingly referred to as my “Wifey”) and a gaggle of splendid women. I’m not expecting a “Oh, poor old you” for not having escaped on my own … More Mumcation!
Attempting to learn from my past mistakes, five weeks into my second maternity leave with still no sign of a baby, I spent time at home trying to do the typical ‘nesting’, sorting, keeping a two year old amused, worrying about how I was potentially ruining her life by giving her a sibling – all … More Wanna be in my gang?
In keeping with the theme of this blog and my quest to process the incessant mumblings of my mind – I wanted to write about something that, of late has been inhabiting my head since returning to work for the second time. Maternity leave. I have had … More Out of Office
Following posting a photo of my youngest daughter on social media wearing a bin bag after she vommed all over the car, I received a large amount of comments, which confusingly (and maybe worryingly) lead me to wonder whether I should finally … More Here we gooooooooooooo