D is for Dan

 And dust. Which has now settled. The hilariously bizarre week, in which I saw my name in over 7 different National press articles (truth) has been, and gone. For the first, and I imagine only time in my life – I went viral. Or should I say, Dan went viral. I thought it best that … More D is for Dan

A winter wormer

Whilst we are knee deep in winter and the lead up to Christmas – I am in the throes of worms. Not me personally. Nope, so far I have managed 35 years on this planet without those offensive, miniscule, vile vermin crawling around my asshole, but sadly our eldest daughter became their latest casualty. Never … More A winter wormer

Keeping the dream alive

Center. Parcs. Two words I didn’t imagine myself typing in the same sentence as ‘holiday’ when I text my mum about our newly booked break. “Guess what?! We’ve booked a four night holiday to Center Parcs in January, wahoooooooooooo” I’m not going to lie. The Idea of Center Parcs pre kids, was just a bit, well “Why? … More Keeping the dream alive

Wanna be in my gang?

Attempting to learn from my past mistakes, five weeks into my second maternity leave with still no sign of a baby, I spent time at home trying to do the typical ‘nesting’, sorting, keeping a two year old amused, worrying about how I was potentially ruining her life by giving her a sibling – all … More Wanna be in my gang?

Out of Office

                In keeping with the theme of this blog and my quest to process the incessant mumblings of my mind – I wanted to write about something that, of late has been inhabiting my head since returning to work for the second time. Maternity leave. I have had … More Out of Office