Be more Jo

  Jo and I met at Mrs Bushells nursery, when we were 2. Jo was sporting an unruly corkscrewed mane (which would later bequeath her the nickname “whatamess” – kids are bastards) and I was donning what would now be on-trend heavy blunt bangs, alongside some infantile tub (which would later bestow me the nickname … More Be more Jo

A winter wormer

Whilst we are knee deep in winter and the lead up to Christmas – I am in the throes of worms. Not me personally. Nope, so far I have managed 35 years on this planet without those offensive, miniscule, vile vermin crawling around my asshole, but sadly our eldest daughter became their latest casualty. Never … More A winter wormer

Keeping the dream alive

Center. Parcs. Two words I didn’t imagine myself typing in the same sentence as ‘holiday’ when I text my mum about our newly booked break. “Guess what?! We’ve booked a four night holiday to Center Parcs in January, wahoooooooooooo” I’m not going to lie. The Idea of Center Parcs pre kids, was just a bit, well “Why? … More Keeping the dream alive

Way back when…

                  I wrote the post below in November 2013, when I was a Mum of one, Elsie, and she was only four months old. I never published it – or at least I never shared it to the ‘blogosphere’ for all to see. I know why. Because … More Way back when…